GREEDY PORTFOLIO
HOLIDAY CHARACTERS
GREEDY SANTA
NAME: SANTA CLAUS
RESIDENCE: THE NORTH POLE
AGE: 1,748 YEARS OLD
LIKES: TRAP MUSIC, WATCHING MUKBANG VIDEOS, VAPING
FAVORITE FOOD: COOKIES, AVOCADO TOAST
The granddaddy of them all. Santa leads the charge to block Happy Heart from joining the Holiday Character Club. He is usually accompanied by his little pet Gingerbread Man.
GREEDY EASTER BUNNY
NAME: EASTER BUNNY
RESIDENCE: JERSEY SHORE, NEW JERSEY
LIKES: STEALING EGGS, LOITERING, TROLLING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
DISLIKES: THE ELDERLY, PEOPLE THAT HE THINKS ARE BENEATH HIM, HONESTY
FAVORITE COLOR: ANYTHING PASTEL
The Easter Bunny is a dick. He throws eggs at Happy Heart and bullies him on social media. He is second in command in the Holiday Character Club.
GREEDY LEPRECHAUN
NAME: ST. PATRICK'S DAY LEPRECHAUN
RESIDENCE: IRELAND
HEIGHT: 3'8"
LIKES: FIGHTING STRANGERS, DRINKING
CAREER FIGHT RECORD: 8,302 WINS, 17,489 LOSSES
The Saint Patrick's Day Leprechaun will fight anyone, anytime. He is currently seeing a therapist for his anger and addiction problems. He lost all his gold betting on the 1985 Women's Figure Skating Championships.
GREEDY TURKEY
REAL NAME: THOMAS J. TURKEY
BIRTHPLACE: PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS
LIKES: GIVING OUT PENNIES TO KIDS ON HALLOWEEN
DISLIKES: NATIVE AMERICANS
FAVORITE FOOD: TURKEY SANDWICHES
Tom Turkey is secretly a cannibal - he loves eating turkey. He goes through great lengths to eat his own species without letting the public find out. Happy Heart stumbled upon his secret and Tom has had it out for him ever since.
GREEDY NEW YEAR'S BABY
Aside from being in the Holiday Character Club, The New Year's Baby is the crime boss of the Mancini Mafia. He had Happy Heart's fingers crushed after he was late paying back a loan.