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ZERO WASTEMAN CHARACTERS
ZERO WASTEMAN
REAL NAME: RAJESH B. WASTEMAN
RESIDENCE: EARTH
HOBBIES: WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND CLICKING THE DISLIKE BUTTON, LOCKING THE DOOR AND TWERKING IN THE MIRROR
CRUSH: MOTHER NATURE
FAVORITE SHIRT: WHITESNAKE 1987 TOUR SHIRT CUT INTO A HALTER TOP
Mr. Planet Earthman goes around the world to stop evildoers that are messing with the planet. He is in love with Mother Nature and will do anything and I mean anything to impress her.
THE HUMAN SUNBURN
REAL NAME: BORIS BOLESLAW
QUOTE: FEEL..THE..BURNING SENSATION!
LIKES: SPF 0 SUNSCREEN, BEEF JERKY-LIKE TANS
DISLIKES: SUNSETS, THE MOON
FAVORITE COLOR: BURNT RED
Zero Wasteman attacked Boris Boleslaw while he was working on his tan. He claimed that he was being evil because he was risking his body from skin cancer. To punish him, Zero Wasteman forced him to stay in the sun for five days. This gave Boris special powers and he vowed revenge as The Human Sunburn!
THE CONSUMER AND CONSUMER JR.
REAL NAME: MAGGIE JO McBRIDE & LIL' BOOGER
FAVORITE STORE: JUNK MART
QUOTE: "I STAND FOR THE FLAG AND KNEEL FOR THE CROSS."
LIKES: WAITING IN LINE FOR OVER 12 HOURS ON BLACK FRIDAY THEN FIGHTING PEOPLE FOR A WAFFLE IRON THAT IS 30% OFF.
HOBBIES: EATING JUNK, BUYING JUNK, WATCHING JUNK
One day, Zero Wasteman was shopping for lip gloss at the local Junk Mart. He saw The Consumer waddle from her car to the Sit N' Shop cart. He got angry saying that she was abusing the system and that she could walk. A shouting match ensued and The Consumer threw a box of Bacon Cookies at him. She continued to cause a raucous until the police arrested her. Ever since, she has wanted to get even with Zero Wasteman and will do anything to get it.
MAUL BUNYAN
REAL NAME: MOE BUNYAN
RESIDENCE: MINNESOTA, USA
LIKES: PUTTING IN A HARD DAY'S WORK, NATURE, CAMPING
DISLIKES: HIPPIES
FAVORITE FOOD: STEAK AND POTATOES
Maul Bunyan is a descendant of the legendary Paul Bunyan. He is a lumberjack and a hard worker. Anytime he tries to do his job, Zero Wasteman comes by and attacks him for cutting down trees. He is just minding his own business and trying to make a living, but Zero Wasteman won't let him.
BIG CORP
NAME: LUTHER T. VANDERCASH
NET WORTH: 250 BILLION DOLLARS
LIKES: STEALING FROM THE POOR, BIG GAME HUNTING, TAKEOVERS, POLLUTING
DISLIKES: THE #METOO MOVEMENT, ETHICS
SUPERPOWER: SPEWING TOXIC WASTE FROM HIS ORIFICES
Luther T. Vandercash is the richest man on the planet. He will do anything to add to his vast fortune - especially at the expense of the Earth. Zero Wasteman has been trying for years to stop him from his plundering crusade.